A man walked up to me in a crowd. He pretended to sneeze and grabbed my handbag. Then, he pointed to his lips and said “Shhhh”.
Two seconds passed. Then, I made a decision.
I had to push past a few people before I could get to him.
I looked him square in the eye, and said “THAT is mine!”
Then I grabbed the Chanel clutch and walked away.
Please hold the applause!