Happy Endings (A story about a dirty old man and a misunderstanding)

When I finally made it to the vintage store door, the woman inside said “Oh, I am so glad you are inside” before getting my reserved skirt off the rack for me to try on. “There are some real perverts hanging around there” she said pointing to my car and to the sign that said Adult Sex World in flashing lights. Continue reading Happy Endings (A story about a dirty old man and a misunderstanding)

Same Movie, Different Set

We sat in a circle. The people were taking it in turns to introduce themselves. The lady next to me related a story about being hijacked at gunpoint, losing her husband to a younger tart and her fear of heights.  A grey man with a huge moustache said that he was having a hard time with a power hungry son. The workshop facilitator nodded. I … Continue reading Same Movie, Different Set